Celebrating The Launch Of The SEC Network

After months of not necessarily anticipating the SEC Network, but mostly screaming at satellite/cable providers to get their negotiating asses in gear, the launch day has arrived. Allegedly, at 5 PM, the SEC network will begin the process (COPYRIGHT: NICK SABAN) of filling living rooms and bars across the country with SEC games, commentary, dog […]


Exclusive Look At The Sticker At The Heart Of Mississippi State’s Sticker Violation

Sometimes you cut corners and you get away with it. Sometimes you cut corners and justice tracks you down. And sometimes you cut corners and you’re forced to reveal you included a sticker on an invitation that shouldn’t have had a sticker because RULES ARE RULES. Mississippi State football, in an effort to invite high […]


Highlights From Your Team’s Weekend Scrimmage

My team, your team, and everyone’s team had a really great scrimmage over the weekend. So great, in fact, it could be a really great season for everyone. Except that one team you hate. Despite what you read otherwise, they will suck. Here are the highlight’s from everyone’s scrimmage. Quarterback play looked really strong. The […]


Exclusive Look At Where The ‘College GameDay’ Setup Will Be In The Grove

There are two great traditions of preseason Ole Miss football that launch in August. Neither of which have anything to do with team activities, but have everything to do with the hope, despite years of experience telling us to have none, that cannot be killed within Ole Miss fans. The rock and elder statesman of […]


Exciting College Football Literature To Appear This Fall

“It was the familiest of times, it was the all-iniest of times.” I’ve never read Gene Chizik’s book, All In, so until I do, which will be never, that’s the way I’ll go on believing it opens. Chizik wrote his book after leading Auburn to a national title in 2010, wanting to explain to the […]


Lane Kiffin Makes His First Appearance At Alabama’s Fan Day

The sprinting by a mass of people that have not sprinted since they arrived in this world is yet another sign football is close to returning. Sunday was Alabama’s Fan Day, the annual event where fans get the opportunity to enter Bryant-Denny Stadium, go on the field at Bryant-Denny, stand in long lines, sweat, and […]


Houston Nutt Ranks 25 Things In Sharknado 2

Sharknado 2 premiered last night and was as Sharknado 2 as advertised. Earlier today, the preseason Coaches Poll was released, resulting in Internet shouting, which is the best kind of shouting. When you combine those two events, you get a Sharkpollnado, which is nothing more than a list of things Houston Nutt noticed and ranked […]


Bo Pelini’s I Will Yell At Your Relatives For Money Emporium

Hello, friends. Do you have a relative or, for some of us, relatives that are clueless? Do these relatives often help influence decisions for other family members that result in a third party, non-relative not receiving any benefit? With some of their decisions, do they force people outside of the family to read between the […]

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Arts And Crafts Time With LSU Pain And Suffering

It’s late July and hot, which leads the mind to wander. Some wanderings go to good and happy places, others go to wailing and gnashing of teeth places, and then there are those that find the sweet spot of the time Ole Miss, with most of its starting defense out of the game, beat sixth-ranked […]


“Tell Joe Lee I’m Glad He Wrote It Down On His Calendar.”

Armed with the thought of putting Joe Lee Dunn in his place, Jackie Wayne Sherrill would instigate one of the finest post-game handshake events in the history of college football. As he walked across the field to meet Memphis head coach Tommy West, whose team had just lost to Sherrill’s Mississippi State team 35-27, Sherrill […]


Steve Spurrier Visits ESPN, Takes In Some SEC Network Programming

On Monday and Tuesday, all of the head football coaches in the SEC made their way to Bristol to run through ESPN’s “car wash”, which gave them all multiple opportunities to repeat the same things they said last week at SEC Media Days, as well as take home a Victory Vanilla air freshener for the […]