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Will Muschamp Has A Plan To Beat Florida Gulf Coast

On Friday night, Florida will play Florida Gulf Coast in the Sweet 16 in Cowboys Stadium.  Assuming the Gators play well, all signs point to them ending FGCU's run in the NCAA Tournament and moving one step closer to the Final Four.

(BUT NO SEC TOURNAMENT TITLE)

/shoots ill-advised three-pointer

/Gator-chomps before the ball is halfway to the basket

While Florida head coach Billy Donovan understands what it will take to beat FGCU and is preparing his team accordingly, Will Muschamp, fired up about the basketball team's season* so far, doesn't like to leave anything to chance.  Using an old trick he learned from Nick Saban, Muschamp launched his plan this afternoon to make sure FGCU does not get past Friday night.

He made his way to Fort Myers, home of FGCU, and was immediately disgusted by what he saw on campus.

No, sir, this won't do.  ENGAGE MEGA-INTENSITY STARE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR BEACH AND SUNSHINE AND LA-DEE-DA NOW, BEACH BUMS?

*This is a lie, as Will Muschamp has never even heard of basketball

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