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Ole Miss To Stop Playing ‘Dixie’, Move On To Stealing Children From Cribs

Last Friday, while the world ran out the clock on the week and prayed something interesting showed up on Twitter, Ole Miss announced that its band would no longer play ‘Dixie’ before, during, or after football games and any other sporting events. The reason cited by athletic director Ross Bjork was rooted in the idea of […]

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Laremy Tunsil’s Texts Read Through The ‘Stranger Things’ Thing

If you’ve been plugged into the internet, and who would DARE unplug from all of that #content, you’ve probably seen someone in your Twitter timeline (it will show up in your Facebook timeline in two weeks because LOL at Facebook keeping up) make a run at a clever use of the Stranger Things meme. Why […]

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A glimpse of young Bert’s life

Earlier today, Bret Bielema stopped by Twitter dot com to post a picture from a time before he began teaching the youths of America the merits of a 19-play, 14-minute drive. Bert, pictured with Paul Burmeister (a sports media person who is calling Olympic events for NBC), is seen

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“YOU KNOW I RESPECT THE COACHES POLL, BUT”

The Coaches Poll dropped its first mix tape of 2016 earlier today, which was the official rescue-flare-into-the-sky for bootleg Alabama t-shirt vendors to start printing the preseason national champions shirts. Last year’s runner-up Clemson sits in second place right behind the Tide, but trails Alabama by 48 first place votes, JUST LIKE THE SCORE IF THEY PLAY […]

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Reliving Jackie Sherrill’s Induction Into The Mississippi Sports Hall Of Fame

On Saturday night, Jackie Sherrill was inducted into the Mississippi Sports Hall of Fame, much to the delight of Mississippi State fans, former players, and Ramada innkeepers. Sherrill, who was part of the six-person 2016 class, told the assembled masses: “to the state of Mississippi, there’s no question I thank you for giving me the opportunity to be here […]

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I Baked A Cake For Ed Orgeron’s Birthday

Today, in the Year of our Lord two thousand sixteen, Ed Orgeron celebrates his 55th birthday. Though he’s only been in my orbit for a fraction of those 55 years, Coach O has provided a bountiful harvest of shirtless team meetings, three SEC wins, and In-N-Out for an entire football team. Like most everything into […]

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How Jeremiah Masoli Broke A CFL Record, According to Houston Nutt

If you were busy doing weekend things and not getting caught up in the high stakes world of Canadian Football League gambling, most of which is based on a maple syrup currency, you probably didn’t hear the sound of a record falling across the border. On Saturday night, former Ole Miss and current Hamilton Tiger-Cats quarterback […]

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Let’s Look At Some SEC Content

Unless you’re busy locking up evidence that Hugh Freeze needs to be locked up, it’s a pretty slow Thursday (as if there is any other kind in July). So to pass the time, I wandered over to SEC SPROTS DOT COM and scrolled through the valuable video content available on that website and the SEC […]

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Bert Tales

This week, SEC football coaches are making their way through the vast corridors of ESPN headquarters in Bristol to repeat many of the same things they said last week at SEC Media Days. Well, minus Dan Mullen. I mean, he was at ESPN, but he managed to not repeat the same hot garbage he introduced last week. Two of the […]

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SEC Media Days 2016 Recap, But Only Using Things I Made And Images From My Computer

After four days of non-stop talking about talk abouts, the 2016 version of SEC Media Days concluded yesterday, freeing hundreds of people held hostage behind the I-459 gates of Hoover. It was a gathering where much was said, little was learned, and Hugh Freeze was not arrested and thrown in solitary confinement at a federal supermax prison. […]

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The SEC When Tim Duncan Was A Rookie

Tim Duncan, noted player of basketball and starer in shock over that foul you just called on him, retired from the NBA today after 43 seasons, all of which were spent with the San Antonio Spurs. Duncan’s professional basketball career began way back in 1997, a time of dark living that should’ve earned all of us a Presidential Medal […]

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What Everyone Would Assume If Ole Miss Reported The Same NCAA Violations As Alabama Did

On the eve of a national day devoted to eating, drinking, and shooting colored explosives into the sky for optimal entertainment, Alabama grabbed the bullhorn and turned on the siren function to announce they had self-reported 19 violations to the NCAA. Unfortunately, no one could hear the bullhorn because of all the Sunday night fireworks prior to the […]

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Exploring the Space of Lindsey Miller’s Meetings With The NCAA at McDonald’s

After hours of anticipation over the first of two national media pieces that would finally cause the sparks to burn Ole Miss football to the ground, Pete Thamel’s mixtape about the NCAA’s case against Ole Miss and Ole Miss’ response finally dropped yesterday. While it was well researched and included interviews with lawyers who have experience in NCAA matters, it didn’t […]

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