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A Special Message From Clarion-Ledger Sports Editor Hugh Kellenberger

“Hello, friends. As many of you know, we ran a headline for a story about a non-football regular season championship in Sunday’s paper that upset some readers and many non-subscribers who saw it on Twitter or a message board. Following a morning and early afternoon of fans ignoring their team’s regular season championship and angrily voicing their […]

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Former Ole Miss Linebacker Patrick Willis Goes Corporate

Not wanting to live the dream* of playing golf every day, followed by mostly doing nothing, Patrick Willis, of making every tackle at Ole Miss for three years fame, decided he wanted to do something other than not have a schedule after he retired from the NFL in 2015. Willis, who apparently is one of these overachievers making […]

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First Look At The SEC’S Replay Command Center

Acting like any professional league* should, the SEC has elected to move away from relying on replay booth officials to not see a call that everyone at home and on Twitter can clearly see, to a “collaborative replay” system in which replays will go to a command center that is manned by multiple officials who […]

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Let’s Break Down One Of Those Absurdly Early Top 25 Rankings

Look, this is what happens in May. We all run out of distractions, get bored, and the next thing we know we’re waist-deep in speed-scrolling through a top 25 ranking that we don’t care about, but thanks to that misuse of eight seconds of scanning, we’re eight seconds closer to college football season. Or maybe that’s just me. It could […]

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For $23 You Can Own 95% Of The Ole Miss Sadness On Ebay

One of the great gifts and curses of the internet is that there is never a shortage of dumb things available to appear on our screens. It offers us hours of entertainment and reasons to ignore our responsibilities for another 15 minutes, followed by a second 15 minutes, and followed by “I’ll get to that […]

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Hugh Freeze Wins Golf Tournament, Helps Raise Money For Charity

Taking time away from the rigors of successful recruiting and preparation for continuing to beat other SEC teams, Ole Miss head coach Hugh Freeze joined a host of other coaches and southeastern United States celebrities to participate in the annual Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl Challenge earlier this week. Freeze and former Ole Miss tight end Wesley […]

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The NFL Draft Through The Faces Of Jimmy Sexton

Last Thursday night, we all watched the NFL Draft in some combination of disbelief, horror, and anger* as a psychopath did his or her best to humiliate Laremy Tunsil on what should have been a celebration of him finally being rewarded for destroying SEC defensive ends for three years. While we saw the absurdity play out, […]

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Review: Episode Three of ‘Being Bret Bielema’

While we were all not paying attention or assuming unimportant things were important and allowing them to suck up our valuable time, we missed the release of Episode Three of the Godfather marathon of seven-to-eight-minute videos about football coaches. When we last watched Bert on our computer screens, he was roaring through the streets of […]

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Happy Birthday, Head Ball Coach

On this special day, we take a break from our regularly scheduled time-wasting activities to celebrate the 71st birthday of Steve Spurrier. In fact, thanks to some totally legit connections, I have his cell phone number and we can call him to wish him the best as he makes the turn at Augusta National. Once […]

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Will Muschamp Shows Off The Boom Bus

Will Muschamp is hitting the road next month to remind South Carolina fans across the state that they should be excited about a head coach who went 10-13 in his last two seasons at Florida. To get the two-time winner of the Birmingham Bowl (at Florida AND Auburn!) to these various engagements, South Carolina rented […]

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All Rise, Judge Hootie Is Here To Settle This Satellite Camp Thing

The hot takes (AS IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER KINDS) about beliefs concerning satellite camps and how they define the very spirit of who someone is as a person are showing no signs of slowing down because there is no other news with enough strength that can put the brakes on this freight train out of insignificant hell. As a […]

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SEC Spring Practice Roundup Via The Majesty Of Pie Charts

Spring football practice is well underway for most SEC teams (or maybe not, but I don’t care enough to verify that alleged #fact), which means there is reservoir of information and general interest tidbits to monitor. Things such as, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did Nick Saban enjoy yesterday’s salad at […]

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Kirby Smart Helping Legislate The Process

Fresh off the exhausting recruiting efforts for the 2016 signing class, new Georgia head coach Kirby Smart decided about a month ago it was time for some well-deserved rest and relaxation away from the demands of his job. And what better way to unwind than to show up at the Georgia State Capitol in Atlanta […]

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