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The Weekend Forecast: Two Weeks To Go Edition

Taking place every Thursday (ALLEGEDLY), I take a look at each game, make a few BOLDHOTTAKE predictions, then declare on which side of the point spread I will place myself. The twist this year is that I’m going to pretend that $4 million of Houston Nutt’s lump sum buyout from Ole Miss, which totaled $4.35 million, was given to […]

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Facial Hair Face-Off To Determine The Arkansas/Ole Miss Winner

All signs point to the Arkansas/Ole Miss game as one that will induce great amounts of stress and many, many cries of WHAT ARE YOU DOING. The last time I checked, which was about two minutes ago (actual research!), the fine people in Las Vegas agreed, as Ole Miss was favored by only three and […]

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The Perpetually Late Recap: Week 12

Appearing at the beginning of the week, this will always appear late until the end of the season, when it will not appear at all. During this special time, we’ll review what we learned, get some outside perspective, establish a poll, celebrate those who threw interceptions, and look forward to this weekend. WHAT WE LEARNED South […]

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The Weekend Forecast: Mississippi State Is 60 Minutes From Atlanta Edition

Taking place every Thursday (ALLEGEDLY), I take a look at each game, make a few BOLDHOTTAKE predictions, then declare on which side of the point spread I will place myself. The twist this year is that I’m going to pretend that $4 million of Houston Nutt’s lump sum buyout from Ole Miss, which totaled $4.35 million, was given to […]

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How The Cold Weather Will Affect The LSU/Arkansas Game

It’s not even midway through November and cold weather is already committing its first round of war crimes for the winter. Most of the country, with the exception of the dirty hippies and payers of outrageous taxes in Southern California, is experiencing yet another one of these polar vortex things that brings in all of […]

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Exploring What Happens To Alabama In The Game Following The LSU Game*

*Since 2010. Trying to keep this fairly recent, but also because I am lazy and don’t want to do all the elementary school math this requires. The talk among the people this week, though it’s only Tuesday (HURRY UP, WEEK) so things could change, is will Alabama be able to recover after yet another physical game […]

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The Perpetually Late Recap: Week 11

Appearing at the beginning of the week, this will always appear late until the end of the season, when it will not appear at all. During this special time, we’ll review what we learned, get some outside perspective, establish a poll, celebrate those who threw interceptions, and look forward to this weekend. WHAT WE LEARNED Georgia […]

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Explaining How Hugh Freeze Would Lose To Gus Malzahn In A Dance Contest

Thanks to the Internet’s never-ending quest to deliver entertainment, video of Gus Malzahn not wearing parachute pants, which is the real crime here, and dancing to “U Can’t Touch This” has seen the light of day. Making it even better, it apparently takes place at a Six Flags, which is second to only Pigeon Forge as the most […]

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The Perpetually Late Recap: Week 10

Appearing at the beginning of the week, this will always appear late until the end of the season, when it will not appear at all. During this special time, we’ll review what we learned, get some outside perspective, establish a poll, celebrate those who threw interceptions, and look forward to this weekend. IMPORTANT: I was at […]

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The Weekend Forecast: Things Have Gotten Terrifyingly Serious Edition

Taking place every Thursday (ALLEGEDLY), I take a look at each game, make a few BOLDHOTTAKE predictions, then declare on which side of the point spread I will place myself. The twist this year is that I’m going to pretend that $4 million of Houston Nutt’s lump sum buyout from Ole Miss, which totaled $4.35 million, was given to […]

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Reserve Some Of The Dr. Bo Yelling For His Offensive Line

Of the many college football narratives used as crutches for lack of anything else to say, the Good Bo/Bad Bo Wallace 24-volt Rascal scooter has gotten some of the most, if not the most, mileage. Wallace throws an interception: Bad Bo. Wallace keeps from throwing an interception: Good Bo. And rinse and repeat for the remainder […]

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The Perpetually Late Recap: Week 9

Appearing at the beginning of the week, this will always appear late until the end of the season, when it will not appear at all. During this special time, we’ll review what we learned, get some outside perspective, establish a poll, celebrate those who threw interceptions, and look forward to this weekend. WHAT WE LEARNED Arkansas […]

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