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Adding Some Zest To The Dak Prescott Heisman Campaign

Unless your Internet has been turned off for the past few months (and what kind of psycho are you if it was), you’ve no doubt experienced a splash of “Dak Prescott for Heisman” talk. Prescott, the Mississippi State quarterback, finished his sophomore season on a high note, leading the Bulldogs to wins over Ole Miss […]

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Day Four SEC Media Days Recap

For three nights and four days, people associated with the SEC will gather in Hoover, Alabama to hear people speak without saying anything, comment on the socks of college students, and dream of how wonderful three nights and four days of Steve Spurrier would be. These are the stories of those Hoover hotel meeting rooms. […]

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Day Three SEC Media Days Recap

For three nights and four days, people associated with the SEC will gather in Hoover, Alabama to hear people speak without saying anything, comment on the socks of college students, and dream of how wonderful three nights and four days of Steve Spurrier would be. These are the stories of those Hoover hotel meeting rooms. […]

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Day Two SEC Media Days Recap

For three nights and four days, people associated with the SEC will gather in Hoover, Alabama to hear people speak without saying anything, comment on the socks of college students, and dream of how wonderful three nights and four days of Steve Spurrier would be. These are the stories of those Hoover hotel meeting rooms. […]

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Day One SEC Media Days Recap

For three nights and four days, people associated with the SEC will gather in Hoover, Alabama to hear people speak without saying anything, comment on the socks of college students, and dream of how wonderful three nights and four days of Steve Spurrier would be. These are the stories of those Hoover hotel meeting rooms. […]

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Nick Saban Poses With The New College Football Playoff Trophy

This morning, some of the people who help run college football took a brief break from counting their money and thinking of ways to keep said money to unveil the new College Football Playoff trophy. Instead of the familiar crystal football, winning teams will hoist a small version of the thing that holds the Olympic […]

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Con Air Starring DirecTV

In an ongoing effort to avoid having to switch from DirecTV to a cable/satellite company that will provide the SEC Network, because making that switch will fill even the most patient person in the world with enough frustration to last infinity lifetimes, I’m repeatedly banging all of the pots and pans around here together in […]

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A Detailed List Of Cable Providers Standing With DirecTV In The Great 2014 SEC Network Showdown

DirecTV, the company that provides television viewing capabilities to roughly 20 million fine Americans, spent its morning watching another provider of television viewing agree to carry the SEC Network. Cox Communications, which apparently is the third-largest (!) TV provider in America, reached terms with the SEC that will allow both parties to make whatever the […]

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College Football Awards Watch Lists Explained Through The Power Of The Circle Of Trust

Three days removed from the day we celebrated our nation’s birth, which eventually allowed us to have things as pointless as watch lists, the first round of watch lists were released. The Bednarik and Maxwell Awards each released the names of 76 players in consideration for their respective awards, which honor those who are good […]

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What Would’ve Happened If Alabama Had Played In The World Cup

After Belgium and their mayonnaise-on-french-fries-loving ways eliminated the United States from the World Cup, America spent the next few hours slumped in disappointment. It was a loss to a better team, but we were so very dangerously close to stealing a win off the foot of Chris Wondolowski, who missed a shot in the final […]

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B1G Ten’s Journey To Washington Turns Dark

Mascots and officials of the Big Ten are currently running around Washington, D.C. as part of an extended welcome party for new conference members Rutgers and Maryland, who will officially join the conference tomorrow. You can follow all of that siteseeing fun on the

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More Evidence Of How Miserable Greece Is To Watch

Greece, a team that enjoys rolling around on the ground and not leaving their half of the field more than scoring goals, managed to weasel their way out of the group stage of the World Cup and into the round of 16. They managed to accomplish this feat by being placed in a group that […]

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Expressing My USA-Portugal Anguish Through A Single Picture

If you watched yesterday, there was nothing to do in the end but bury your face somewhere. In your hands, on the floor, in a bowl of guacamole, or the bottom of alcohol. In the last 25 minutes of USA-Portugal, we were shown both why sports are so incredibly awesome and why sports often make […]

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Omaha Visitor’s Guide From Someone Who Has Never Been To Omaha

In case you haven’t heard, and given the popularity of college baseball, the numbers say you haven’t, the Ole Miss baseball team is headed to Omaha to play in the College World Series. It marks the first time since 1972 that Ole Miss baseball has not collapsed under the weight of doing Ole Miss things […]

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