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Elf On The Shelf For Alabama Fans

Despite being exceptionally creepy and carrying the smirk of a person who definitely has at least four bodies in a freezer in their basement, Elf on the Shelf continues to be quite popular among parents who are trying to get their kids to stop being horrible* as Christmas approaches. If you are somehow unfamiliar with this bit […]

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6th/7th (?) Annual College Bowl Pick ‘Em Challenge For Achieving Excellence

The contest that has inspired more apathy than the David Cutcliffe, Ed Orgeron, and Houston Nutt eras combined at Ole Miss returns for yet another bowl season. Once again, you have the opportunity to prove to the greater Internet area that you possess the ability to correctly pick bowl game winners, while smartly assigning point […]

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A Moderately In-Depth Look At Ole Miss’ Horde Of Transfer Quarterbacks

In case you missed it yesterday, and how could you, I mean, seriously, get on Twitter already and stop relying on Facebook to provide you with news four days after it happens, Chad Kelly, one of the nation’s top junior college quarterbacks announced via Twitter that he had committed to Ole Miss (and in the […]

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A Graph Representing My Interest In Tulsa Football As It Relates To Houston Nutt

Everyone try to stay calm and not FREAK OUT, but according to reports, which are our nation’s finest exercises in throwing stuff against a wall and seeing what sticks, Houston Nutt is considered a finalist for the head coaching position at Tulsa. His competition includes Maryland defensive coordinator Brian Stewart (HOW MANY COTTON BOWLS HAS […]

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Highly Detailed SEC Championship Game Recap

Since Alabama crushed Missouri on their way to a record 384th SEC Championship, you may be thinking there isn’t a whole lot to recap here. Well, you would be absolutely right, but we’re gonna do it anyway because the constitution demands that the TAHD be glorified for even the slightest accomplishment, and THIS AIN’T NO SMALL […]

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The Weekend Forecast: The Final Bet Edition

Taking place every Thursday (ALLEGEDLY), I take a look at each game, make a few BOLDHOTTAKE predictions, then declare on which side of the point spread I will place myself. The twist this year is that I’m going to pretend that $4 million of Houston Nutt’s lump sum buyout from Ole Miss, which totaled $4.35 million, was given to […]

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Identifying All The Branches Of The Ed Orgeron Coaching Tree

Earlier today, or maybe it was last night, I can’t remember and don’t care about the timeline (UNLESS we’re talking about the ‘Serial’ podcast and we’re gonna dig into Jay’s timeline of that afternoon), Hugh Freeze (THREE CLAPS) made himself significantly more monies, as he extended his contract with Ole Miss for $4 million a […]

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The Perpetually Late Recap: Week 14

Appearing at the beginning of the week, this will always appear late until the end of the season, when it will not appear at all. During this special time, we’ll review what we learned, get some outside perspective, establish a poll, celebrate those who threw interceptions, and look forward to this weekend. WHAT WE LEARNED LSU […]

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The Weekend Forecast: This Is The End Edition

Taking place every Thursday (ALLEGEDLY), I take a look at each game, make a few BOLDHOTTAKE predictions, then declare on which side of the point spread I will place myself. The twist this year is that I’m going to pretend that $4 million of Houston Nutt’s lump sum buyout from Ole Miss, which totaled $4.35 million, was given to […]

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Important Facts For Ole Miss And Mississippi State Fans To Remember Before The Egg Bowl

On Saturday, Ole Miss and Mississippi State will compete in a game of football against each other for the 111th time, with exactly 111 of those being fueled by non-energy-efficient vigorous hate (TAKE YOUR CLEAN ENERGY HATE SOMEWHERE ELSE, DIRTY HIPPIES). Unlike roughly 70 or so of those, this one is being played between two competent teams. I’d […]

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The Perpetually Late Recap: Week 13

Appearing at the beginning of the week, this will always appear late until the end of the season, when it will not appear at all. During this special time, we’ll review what we learned, get some outside perspective, establish a poll, celebrate those who threw interceptions, and look forward to this weekend. WHAT WE LEARNED South […]

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The Weekend Forecast: Two Weeks To Go Edition

Taking place every Thursday (ALLEGEDLY), I take a look at each game, make a few BOLDHOTTAKE predictions, then declare on which side of the point spread I will place myself. The twist this year is that I’m going to pretend that $4 million of Houston Nutt’s lump sum buyout from Ole Miss, which totaled $4.35 million, was given to […]

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Facial Hair Face-Off To Determine The Arkansas/Ole Miss Winner

All signs point to the Arkansas/Ole Miss game as one that will induce great amounts of stress and many, many cries of WHAT ARE YOU DOING. The last time I checked, which was about two minutes ago (actual research!), the fine people in Las Vegas agreed, as Ole Miss was favored by only three and […]

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