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Who Is Modeling Tennessee’s New Football Uniforms: A Very Legitimate Investigation

In an effort to seem less poor, Tennessee made the jump from Adidas-designed uniforms to the sleek, destructive look so often provided by our Nike overlords. Granted, working with lifeboat signal flare orange isn’t an easy task for any designer, but Nike always finds a way to make the best out of any colors thrown […]

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Let’s Take A Close Look At The Internet Habits Of Laremy Tunsil’s Stepdad

The past few days have not, to put it mildly, been enjoyable ones for Laremy Tunsil and his mother. One cannot adequately comprehend the mountain of stress that’s been dropped on them because none of us have ever been sitting on millions of guaranteed dollars waiting to happen, then have that guarantee significantly threatened. And to add to […]

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What Ole Miss’ Top Quarterback Recruit Sees, Via A Helmet Cam

Over the weekend, Ole Miss’ top quarterback recruit (and commitment!) Shea Patterson and his high school team took part in one of those high school football equivalents of an AAU basketball tournament, minus World Wide Wes and John Calipari buzzing about. While one can argue about the merits of 7-on-7 football competitions, there is no […]

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Season Of Yore Review: Part II

In an exciting turn of events, the Season of Yore Review feature makes its return thanks to me not forgetting about it like I usually do when I decide something needs to appear with regularity. So good news, Vanderbilt football Season of Yore Review, you will not die alone. If you don’t want to click […]

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Alternative 2015 Ole Miss Football Schedule Posters

Slightly more exciting than the arrival of the new phone books*, but lacking the excitement your dog has when the guy shows up to read the meter on the side of the house, the release of the 2015 Ole Miss football schedule posters took place yesterday to a smattering of fanfare. Or maybe no fanfare at […]

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Let’s See If We Can Be A Jerk About Something Fun Peyton Manning Got To Do

Last week, Peyton Manning got to experience one of the perks of being a famous and well-liked person when he was given the opportunity to conduct the Colorado Symphony in a rendition of ‘Rocky Top’. Unlike a Tennessee home game where ‘Rocky Top’ is played somewhere north of a quarter of a million times, Manning only conducted one run through of […]

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It’s Time To Play America’s Hottest New Game Show

With the 115th version of the U.S. Open offering plenty of likely candidates, it’s once again time for another version of Did He Play At Georgia, the game show that is sweeping the nation because America loves things that are new and require as little as possible from their attention spans. The rules are pretty simple – we’ll […]

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Tale Of The Tape: America’s Greatest Statues

Today is the 130th anniversary of the Statue of Liberty arriving from France as a pre-thank you to the United States for setting their house in order in the next century. While the four-year old Nick Saban statue is not celebrating its anniversary today, it does share something in common with the Statue of Liberty in that both symbolize NATIONAL […]

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SEC Coaches React On Twitter To The Thing That Happened To Jon Snow In ‘Game Of Thrones’

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How #SECBasketballFever Is The NBA Finals: A Scientific Investigation

About the time it takes to play the 2:30 CBS game from now, Game 4 of the NBA Finals will begin on the banks of the Cuyahoga River and Lake Erie. Golden State is looking to even the series, while Cleveland is on the verge of inexplicably being up 3-1 with 60% of its starting lineup […]

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The Total Film Makeover: A Proven Plan For Quarterback Fitness

SCENE Mississippi State head coach Dan Mullen sits in the quarterback room at the Bulldogs’ football complex, jotting down a few thoughts in a notepad. A few moments later, Dak Prescott enters the room. Mullen: “Hey, Dak, how you doing, buddy?” Dak: “Better than I deserve, Coach.” Mullen: “Well, that’s good to hear. Did you do […]

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Season Of Yore Review

As we’ve just now crossed the threshold of June, you can feel the wheels of time grinding to a halt. Allegedly, time always marches at the same steady pace, but years of June/July experience tell me that is an illusion created by the board of directors at BIG TIME. Those fat cats don’t want us to know […]

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Mississippi State Seeks To End Losing Streak To New England

After Tulane maneuvered like the charter SEC member it once was and ran to the open arms of more money, Mississippi State was left with a hole in its 2016 football schedule. Thanks to some athletic director directing athletics, that hole has been filled with the doughy sweetness of UMass football, who is 5-31 in its […]

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