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Paul Finebaum To Explain How To Be Successful To Future Trial Lawyers Of America

On a day in which he will not be fielding calls from some of Alabama’s finest orators, Paul Finebaum will be in The Grove, offering words of wisdom to a crowd that could include the next Dickie Scruggs. The Ole Miss Law School, after a search that no doubt looked at every reasonable celebrity-ish person […]

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Exclusive Look At Mississippi State’s Version Of The Network

The Ole Miss and Mississippi State corner of the Internet, which is currently home to the world’s longest running rock fight, saw some heavy action this weekend, as a poster on a Mississippi State message board came swooping in like an AC-130 gunship*, scorching the earth on which Ole Miss stands. In eight simple steps, this poster knifed […]

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Wild Speculation On The Arrests Of Two Ole Miss Football Players

There’s an old Internet adage that says, “When news breaks, you should immediately assume it is all true and probably even worse than what is being reported, so let’s all speculate on events of which we know very few details, and while we’re at it, assume that the speculation is as good as fact”. Since this is […]

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A Quick Look At Jerry Jones’ $10 Million Donation To Arkansas

Earlier today, Jerry Jones took time out from his busy schedule of yeehawing and ferrying Chris Christie to places in which he might need some luck to announce that he was donating significant monies to Arkansas athletics. The monies, which were announced as $10.65 million, or about one-fourth of the Double J-Tron in AT&T Stadium, are […]

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Belly Of The Beast Public Service Announcement On Tweeting At Recruits

Two weeks and one day remain between now and Signing Day, and the recruiting insanity isn’t close to peak levels yet. Over the next two weekends, most schools will host official recruiting visits in which their top targets will arrive on campus for a weekend of showing them how important they are to the life of a […]

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Future Hugh Freeze Tweets Of Will Smith Quotes

Since Hugh Freeze has stopped handing out birthday retweets for entire family trees on Twitter, he’s had much more time to focus on his daily motivational quotes that appear each morning. In the past, we’ve seen quotes from authors, motivational speaker types (STOP MAKING THE REST OF US LOOK BAD), or anyone that can offer a […]

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A Brief Word On Ed Orgeron Being Employed By LSU

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Vaya Con Dios, Another Year Of College Football

As we watch the movers pack the last of Florida State’s stuff to make room for the furniture of our new scarlet and gray overlords from Columbus, it’s once again time to say goodbye to our friend that has sustained us since the end of August. Per the tradition and belief around here, college football […]

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Using Double J’s Jumbotron For Tonight’s National Championship Game Predictions

Oregon and Ohio State are mere hours away from determining whether or not Alabama can still win the national championship this year. While it certainly doesn’t look good for Alabama, never count out the just right hand of God, which is currently covered with a Bear Bryant-themed glove because it’s still freezing outside. All signs point […]

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It’s Freezing, But Warm Your Hearts With What Georgia Did Yesterday

I’ll have to make this quick for two reasons. One, I have actual important stuff to to (like the kind you are paid money to do), and two, any time spent typing takes away from time spent trying to stay warm (BAN COLD WEATHER). In case you missed it yesterday due to stress that comes […]

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Jimmy Sexton And Clients Travel The Oregon Trail

If you’re looking to waste time, and the fact that you’re here indicates you are indeed looking to waste time, you can now play various old computer games of your youth right on the very machine you are using to view this site. There are several games from which to choose, but the most important […]

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A Look At Mike Slive’s Original Statement Proves The SEC Is A Massive Pile Of Rubble

After a week in which the SEC West, once considered the epicenter of the 2014 college football season, saw its foundation obliterated by the likes of TCU, Georgia Tech, Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Notre Dame, conference commissioner Mike Slive released a statement that offered both congratulations and a dash of “y’all calm down, please”. As […]

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Sticking Our Face In The Fan That Was The Peach Bowl

After a blowout loss, coaches and players are often fond of saying something like “we’ll throw this film in the trash and just get ready for next week”. The idea being the loss was of such a destructive nature that nothing can be learned from reviewing the avalanche of mistakes that helped contribute to the overflowing […]

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Know Your Enemy Via 10 Minutes Of Research

Since Ole Miss and TCU are all set to begin the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl tomorrow morning at Jefferson Pilot Standard Time (though sadly Dave Neal or other Daves will not call the game), I felt a pressing need to do some sort of preview here, but a preview that required as little work as possible. And […]

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